Chemical Comedy: Element of Humor
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all its friends argon.
Why did the proton bring a hammer to the party?
Because it wanted to “ion”ize things up!
Why did the chemistry book break up with the history book?
Because it felt they had no chemistry together!
Feast of Laughs: A Culinary Comedy Buffet
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
Beauty & Jest
Why was the lipstick feeling blue?
Because it lost its hue-mor!
Why did the mascara break up with the eyeliner?
Because it found someone who could draw a better line!
Why was the blush always late?
Because it couldn’t decide which shade to wear!
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