Woman visits cosmetics store
Spends hours testing products
Tries countless shades of lipstick, foundation, and eyeshadow
Finally settles on the perfect look
Attempts to leave the store
Security alarm goes off
Realizes she’s wearing thousands of dollars’ worth of makeup
Store manager laughs and quips,
“Ma’am, you look fabulous, but our policy is ‘try before you buy,’ not ‘try and fly’!”
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